Humor

The Bad Pentecostal Song Awards

2007: "It's bubbling, it's bubbling ..".  

2006:  "Addicted to Jesus", "Holy Ghost Hop" ... That's right, folks!  Carman is comin' on strong!
 
2005:  Were you a one-God, tongue-talkin', holy-rollin', heaven-bound believer in the liberating power of Jesus name?
 
2004:  "Oh, what a beautiful thought I am thinking concerning a great speckled bird ..."

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Breaking News!  Pentecostal Heaven Moved to Hell
Find out what happens when Pentecostals arrive in Heaven and discover (gasp!) other people there!
 
            in other news ...
 
Reporters Fred and Julie Investigate a Pentecostal Miracle
Remember those stories about missionaries preaching in tongues?  Here's a possible explanation.

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So how's that positive confession working out for you?

Reformed ex-Pentecostal T-shirt
Having trouble adjusting to the Presbyterian church?  Yep, we've been there ...

The Anointed 8-Ball
For those who use the close-your-eyes-and-point-to-a-Bible-verse method of finding the will of God

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How Pentecostal are you?  Take the quiz!
 
              or try our other test ...
 
You might be an ex-Pentecostal if ....
   ...you have ever cast a demon out of a toaster
 
              Still not sure?  See if you agree with the ...
 
UPCI Extremely Narrow Catechism wherein we learn that God hath ordained that only men shall play wiffleball.